i seem to blog very often nowadays... now i damm damm tu lan with olympus lor... idiot... amos that time told me to go sembawang giant to work on 13 n 14 which is yest n today... but i go there yest... eh! sembawang dun have giant lor... is NTUC!! then call him he ask me call novi... then call novi she told me it has change to next week lor... then just now talk to aki.. he said that someone going to replace me for the show n other road show.. FUCK lor... that time 2weeks ago they went bedok do the show was good but after 2weeks disappearance the ppl dunno that we are back... then the crowd was pathetic lor... aiya fuck the olympus now lor... i SUPER tu lan with them... i think during dec i gonna call those tuition agent to give tuition for pri sch kids... i think by giving tuition can earn better than go the olympus n work lor... tu lan!!!

after kanna CON for going to sembawang... i went home la... go take my stuff then went for swimming n tanning... then later lin call me say later got pool training then i remember!! then aiya dun wan tan liao cause is like sat during the expedition sure chao ta one.. hahaa... then just swim...

i just realise that i am typing the same stuff as my previous post... argh... nvm...

aiyo... someone from water polo threw ball n hit perry.. then perry was like damm angry cause no one admit tat they threw the ball at him... then he scold them until those waterpolo ppl were like damm tu lan also but dun also scare scare... the we all canoe polo one also stood there n keep quiet dun dare to comment... then during thr training... i always find the sprinting part damm xiong... aiyo then edmund keep on cuting into my lane n how am i suppose to sprint... dunnno why always got ppl block me... the other time was ken then now edmund... tu lan again... yest training was abit strict n serious... i just sux yest... then during the game we were suppose to do the strategy thingy... i was really concentrating.. but they say i blur... but i dunno is like the situation very confusing lor... i so lucky then i know how to row!! then manage to row up fast.. i think doing sit up helps alot in rowing...

later just went to eat... eat alot hahaa... reach home... hahaha roby chan found the w-inds nhk long road live for me... pai sei is not FUN it is daijiten... the show name... then wau nice sia!!! got place fly above them!!! rox!! but dunno why they show half of it nia!! idiot!!!aiyo w-inds!!! long road super nice sia... nowadays i keep on repeating the same song... hiak hiak...

my friendster hit 200!!! thankz!! have not pack my stuff... it is 2.12pm now... later 5 got jap class in sch... argh.. sian man dun feel like doing anything... gtg... will be back on sun afternoon but i wan go see pan wei bo on sun nite at 630.. then si xue er dunno die where liao....

idiot ar!!! olympus they all bluff me again... the road show change to next week... haiz... si novi!!! always like that... 2nd time liao ar... sian... then went back home then go out n swim... wanted to tan... but then lin called me remind me today go pool training sia,.. hahhaa then nv tan only swim... hehee i swam 30laps in 45mins!! *claps* but got rest la.. haha... alot ppl went there to tan lor... n *ahem* guess alot g*y were there... saw bright blue bright red bright orange trunks... *tiao* hahaha...

came online... lin read my blog n say y i nv put the joke he told edward here... kk i shall ok....

its started with lin telling edward that his face peel until damn bad cos of the sunburnt
den edward say..use aloe vera lar..its very good....
so lin replied....okz..he go home..take the Peel fresh apple aloe vera juice ...take the aloe vera from there...and put it on his face.. *tiao*

hahaa went to those w-inds webby again!!! si roby chan bluff me!! say long road no live mpg... i saw got long road NHK live!!! damm nice lor!!! here is the preview.... but i dunno how to d/l the mpg must ask roby chan...





nice right!! kao!!! u see the road there got paint w-inds!! *tiao* wau... if only i am them!! then it will be damm damm cool sia... still got some more ar... went to their official webby... cause long road is the no.10 single so got abit celebration thingy... hahaa...





kao got all these car in japan... super cool leh,.. haiz... aiyo... singapore seems to be getting more n more boring sia... i wan go japan!!! hiak... later got to go sch for pool training ah... think today gonna be very tough... but must ganbatte!!!

dear ken... dun worry too much k... i am here to help u! *winkz* heheee....

went beach road... wanted to buy the banja bag... but those ppl there dunnno what is that... so just got ziplock bag then alot those shop nv open so cant see any nice shoes.. then went golden mile complex ask abt the crusie thingy!! hahaha i got cheat code for the cruise!! muahaha....

went town with nai to meet ngiap... then ngiap 2 mjc friends came... then went to cut hair with him... he suay nv cut much... hahah then that lady who cut my hair cut until really slow... ask her cut short she like cut abit abit nia... tiao then ask her cut shorter.... she dun really dunno how to style sia... she look like korean but i thinkk she is malaysian la... hahaa... then now i look like a butch! tiao... really lor... went canoe training later rachel said i look like butch... mummy also said so... hahaa... nv good wau... can go mad monk chiong...

then went for jap class... tiao.. the chishiho sensei hor... aiyoyo... everything also ask me explain... she thinks that my japs very good... but lucky i know how to explain hahaha.... then keep on say.. hai erubin kun... even though i advance but i really miss out tons of stuff... the paper she gave us got alot grammar stuff must learn!!! jia you!! haha..

then later went to the canoe training.. aiyo they all ending soon... sad sad cause thought they gonna end at 9 plus... but end early... then i go do 100 pushup... run 2.4km... then later run again with lin another 2.4km... wau all the training dates change sia... then later went market there to eat hehee....

on the way home was with lin eliza n edward... aiyo damm funny lor... hahahah edward keep on disturb eliza say she trying to molest edward.. hahaa.. then eliza say... alvin i know u later go home surely type into ur blog right!! hahaha.... aiyo eliza hor!! wan to kill her sia... she ask me my L1R4 is how much... i say 11... AIYO!! U COME POLY SPOIL THE MARKET SIA!! the i ask her what her L1R4.. she say 9.... KAO!! U SPOIL THE MARKET WORSe THAN ME LOR!!! aiyo she hor... hahaha so nice to see everyone again... but very few juniors were around... guess all of them dunno... haiz...

new canoe training dates....
mon - 930 to abt 12 (land)
wed - 440 to abt 8 (land)
thur - 530 to abt 930 (wet)
sat - 11 to 1 (wet)

must train on other days sia... training getting tougher... n now i need to work so... i plan to go running in the morning b4 go work but dunno will be tired or not... haiz... kk better go off... later need to work... ya nowadays i working at sembawang the giant there free must come find me haha!!

PS: Karen... i not selling canoe n sony stuff... i working under olympus so only can ask me abt olympus ya... other camera sux... hahaa....

dear dear ken... love u ah! hahaa... both of us are feb babies!!! haha... aiya no one will flirt with me one la... they only will flirt with u one... hahaa....

// let's just be normal friends again.... dun think so much... just wanna know what's inside u.... \\

hehehe... yest went sentosa with the les group n yong quan... ya was fun!! was really hot initially but later turn cloudy.. so suay everytime go sentosa is hot first then cloudy.... then took alot nice photos n likt this one above is my naked photo... specially dedicated to my dear ken... hahaa... damm funny... we played captain ball, volly ball and rugby!! hehee... went to kayak also... poor jia zhen partner with liantee then they just keep on paddle round n round... stuck at one place!! hahaha... later on go bath... those girls damm suay... so pack then bath outside the shower first.. hahah bo jio one leh!! hahah like during sports camp...

liantee thought we forgot to celebrate her bday... after shower her face was super black sia... then i ask her to tell us a cold joke then she shout at me to ask me go away sia!! fierce! hahha then we at the hawker center shock her from her back with her bday cakes!!! hehehe she really surprise!! gong kia!! aiyo!! i just super duper cant stand liantee jokes... she hor... tell us what kind of guys she like... she like chao ah beng... then those skinny kind... can be found at pasar malam one,.. hahaha damm funny sia... aiyoyo... then the kerrie keep on drooling at the oliver from dragon boat... hahaha... think she seriously will turn str8 for oliver sia hahaha.... aiyo but seriously that oliver is worth drooling... then liantee say he too muscular she dun like... everyone *tiao* lor... cause he is just right lor... aiyo liantee hor... wrong frequency sia.....

today!!!

aiyo today hor.. so pek cek with the haru scene lor... went there 130 then ask me wait for an hr plus... aiyo ok nvm i wait... then i go paragon the flash n splash bought xue er's bday present the roxy bag which is really nice.. white n pink... but dun have new pcs so i had to go down citylink... n yes i went... what to do my 10yrs best friend... xue er so next yr u better know wat to do hor!!! or else i gonna kill u lor... then 3 already they still not done yet du lan dun do liao.. then went to meet xue er lor... gave her her present.. then she super happy... hahaha later on at hmv then she open the bag... then saw the pan wei bo CD... then she AH n so touch!! hahaha hehehe my idea man!! put the CD in her bag!! hehehe so she thought only give her 1 present but is actually 2!!!

later on kai shi n sarah reach then went play pool lor... haiz that stupid auntie there sucks lor... initially they didnt give us the chalk then i nv ask lor... wat the hell... then later return she say i steal it lor! bitch anyhow say... then she show that stupid bitchy face... my ic with her better dun do anything stupid... or else i sure DIG out her eyes... idiot... then later wanted to go karaoke but abit ex cause we wont be singing long lor... hahaha... then went eat yong tau foo... was really nice... haha the soup nice too... share with xue er... later she went crazy hahaha... went to take neoprint!! was really nice... then nai suddenly just pop into the machine hahaha!!! then later we all go swensen liao lor...

kao... then we told ngiap!! u still remember ur sweet memories with that sweet girl!! hahaha kanna suan like hell.. damm funny.. poor ngiap i threaten to pour water on him but it turn out to be real!! so sorry wet his jeans... hehee... pai sei! then i guess we pay overshot lor.. haiz... anyway later on went play lan with ngiap n nai... we play team fortress again!! was super duper nice lor!! hehee... haiz we damm lame sia... dun use gun we use crowbar to wack each other!! hahaa... idiot la both go be medic!! haha damm siao!! one day must ask more ppl to play then fun one... then u see alot diff class of ppl to play... hehee not like cs sux!

aiyo... was chatting to my dear ken ken... hehee so sweet of him to advice me on stuff... ya we got this plan... mon wed fri i will be the woman... then tues thurs sat he will be woman... then sunday OFF! hahaha... then we sign the AK (Alvin Ken) pact... if no girl like us... we will go canada n married... *LOL* so funny... aiyo... nowadays i just so crazy over my dear ken.. hahaa... miss u dear... *muack* then later on zijie msg me on msn ask me am i really gay cause my nick on msn put i love ken ma... then i replied... ya i am damm gay!! muahaha....

tml gonna go meet ngiap n nai go beach road.. gonna get the boja bag... then look at some stuff too.. then later go cut hair at 230.... later on go jap class then go canoe training... i miss my canoe pals!! love them!! i love everyone!!!

// hey girl... when i first saw u... i just know that u are the one... but now... the song qian tian by jay chou just describe the situation perfectly.... i dun ask for much but just to know u better... \\

aiyo!! today so damm pai sei sia!!!! this stupid auntie ask me how is the sales today i said ok lor... actually havent sold anything yet... then she bought that cheap camera.. then i suppose to write the receipt for her then i said eh what is today's date... then she told me is 911... then i oh ok.. then she BANG ME SIA!! she said! oh that means this is the first receipt u wrote for the date huh.... wau lau! i super blush sia!! tiao tiao... then even the allan also speechless....

during lunch time... i had wanton mee but not enough then have cha kway tiao... aiyo.. i am sure a pig.. bedok is really seriously so pack of ppl... n there got alot old ppl lor... ya.. n infested with bengs... as usual... so siao then i brought my japs textook to read n try to memorise some phrases... felt kinda sleepy but cant sleep... haiz... then manage to chat with allan lor... quite nice guy la..

ever since exams over... really been so busy... reminds me the days in june where i was also damm busy everyday... tiao.. lucky tml is going sentosa n play!! yeah... the spousies will be joining us!! i love the sun!! SUN!! do u love me? TAN me! TAN me!! *LOL* should have know ken earlier man... he is such a nice guy... my dear dear... was msging him the whole day again... ya.. didnt know he is 18... but he seriously dun look old ok... dear u are cute.. n young *muack* next semester u sit on my lap during lecture ok! hahaa... ya gd luck for ur date tml... ganbatter \(^o^)/

ya after work went to fung house... ngiap n nick was there!! miss them all!!! *muack* ya acc them watch man u vs liverpool... i cant believe i am so GUAI to watch soccer match with them... but seriously i find soccer damm boring lor... no climax leh... i rather watch canoe polo game!! so damm nice... i am so addicted to canoe polo... when is the training resuming!!!!! argh!! i wan to train up to be that hunky Alvin i saw the other day.... ya then chat with them... wow! fung told me that nick chow was from MBS too!! my pri sch!! damm i cant believe it! must confront him one day!! hahaha... was fun la... then his guardian so nice treat us supper... ya then went home with nick on the bus... poor dude have to take cab from YCk cause no more bus for him liao... haiz... so sad that evon edwin n desmond retain.... evon n desmond going poly... edwin moving from sci to art fac... haiz... if only they had chosen poly route.... COME POLY! n COME ONLY TO NP!! hehee.... ya imagine i went JC... i would have waste a yr.. ya.. i realise i am seriously not a JC material but i wan to crash JC!! hehee.....

really excited abt tml sentosa thingy!! hehehe... ya i wan to get damm damm tan without any burnt!!! cant wait to karaoke with them!! sing my pig-big-raise...(zhu ta qu) hit song... jolin - shuo ai ni!!! hahaha.... i miss roby gim amy!! the 3 funny gals!! hahaha... their craps are so addictive!! hehee ya must take alot photo.... ok la better stop blogging need to meet dee dee early... nite!!!

// only u.. will make my dream come true.... only u.. can spice up my life... only u.. can make my life more meaningful... so stop stabbing my heart with ur ice blade... i am finding cure each day to fill out the wound to carry on... loving u... \\

today... another boring day la... cause why... i didnt even sold a single damm camera.. no commission but got basic pay... anyway alright la... was like standing the whole day.. just stare at all the aunties working there.. ya.. stone is my hobby now... ya then was like keep on smsing the whole day... nothing to do ma.. somemore my sms got alot lor so wont exceed dun waste it..

oh ya!! did i tell u ppl that i am in love! with ken... muahaha... ya my dear ken... *muack* hahaha... was msging him the whole morning... hahaa... aiyo exchange secret info... SHHH! dun tell ppl ok! ya then was also kinda sleepy... but cant sleep la... guess was so bored till i fall asleep... anyway ppl.. if u all feel pls drop by bedok ntuc level 2 to visit me... seriously bored...

chat with kai shi yest... ya ask her alot stuff.. hahaha she like so pro... kk then my plan for now is that when sch reopen i see my schedule... ya then try to take tuition teacher as a part time... earn money... then i going to cont my keyboard n try to earn enough to go for vocal lesson... maybe go the lee wei song sch but heard is damm ex.. but i am so determine to learn lor just that the $$$ is blocking my way... but canoeing gonna take up most of my time... ya... hope i wont neglect her...

just now watch tv!! saw the w-inds long road mtv... then got chinese subtitle... ya! the lyrics so damm nice... i read the chinese subtitle then listen to the song... hmmm i didnt realise that actually i understand most of the song just that keita sing until hor very funny... then i dun catch it.... really so nice lor the song... no wonder is no.1 on the chart!! love the song... so jealous keita's voice... haiz...

seriously i need a haircut... this time round i gonna cut till damm damm short but not too short la! hehee... i wan to crash mjc!! ya kerrie know grace!! ya so cool!! kerrie also wan to crash mjc!! yes!! i can go be yr 1 or yr 2!! kerrie siao siao she say she wan to wear ij uniform n be a bitch there!!! siao!! then i wear nanyang girls uniform n show off my armpit hair to everyone.. n be a butch??? muahahaha.....

tml still have 10hrs standing there to do... will be back there end of the month too... sian sia.... ya.. ppl if u all free n damm bored too... dun hesitate to call me... ya i am available for chat!! muahaha... nite!

PS: xue er... u just keep ur hair long lor.. then see how lor... oh ya... since u say u are rotting right... u should make use of the time now to prevent urself from getting anymore rounder ok! understand!!! ya... will write u a letter 3yrs later!! hahaa!!!

// y so moody... u sad.. i sad too... cheer up! \\

!!! damm forgot to blog yest...

thurs...

went sun tanning with ac n nai... ya its been almost 6months since we met n sun tan together!! was really HOT! but only manage to tan for an hr! then nai nai left early to dye hair.. so me n ac stay awhile then it start to rain n we were stranded at the club... so ac treat me lunch!! muahaha... damm good sia...

then later on amos call me to work lor!! fri to sun at bedok ntuc... then got alot other roadshow lor.. then really so happy to work lor so excited.. knowing that i m going to earn money... my dream towards going japan is closer... ganbatte masu..

went town later.. stupid xue er NV call me again.. anyway walk around then bought a new stud.. was really nice.. ya then later saw shao bin!!! hahaa... then saw that stupid melvin... forever see him in town one.. then go to hereen where we took neoprint!! was really nice.. ya also long time nv take with ac n nai... later on they say wan to go ikea but i was like violently against it!! hahaa... went cine then go PS... justin saw us then join us at PS for awhile.. then went yoshi eat... walk to paradiz n play team fortress classic!! into to nai n ac to play... muahaha damm fun lor!! hahaha... stupid ac.. went round n round the place still cant find the command point... but she newbie so forgive la.. haha... then later went home.,.. took 105 with them... but i told them dun la take 147 got double decker!! but still go ahead... then got this drunken sit beside me... he was behind nai.. then he is those kind who will puke any moment.. so nai was so scared that we decided to get down lor.. then i took 857 home....

fri...

went to work.. at tampines mrt saw jia wei!! then i was super shock.. then ask him why is he here then he say that the ubin class outing change to today... oh damm... i cant go museum on sat i suddenly remember... kao.. anyway reach the place... then how to set up the display there lor... tiao... got these 2 ladies from the olympus main office ma.. nv see them b4 la... but anyway they were nice n funny... hahaa.. then ask me climb up to tied some stuff... kao i dun mind climbing but the ladder is so damm shaky n is that kind that will collapse any moment... n somemore is a lady who is holding on to it... i dun feel secure up there... somehow i manage not to fall n tie the stuff... ya... the whole day was like so so so quiet.... even though there are alot ppl there but no ppl come forward to look... sian... hope tml better la or else i die ah... i wan earn some commission...

then xue er visit me... hmm lucky she visit me so i forgive her for the phone call incident... ya her hair longer le la.. xue er... i still think that u with shorter hair is nicer... hmm dunno... u try keeping it longer lor... aiyo then i pass by the giordano shop at bedok... they were playing SPEED song lor... thought gio only can play eng song n no japs n other kind of songs... shock... then the poster that guy wear that jacket damm nice... shall go ask kanika when that jacket coming,... n saw this btm very nice n only $19.. ya then later plus 30%... even cheaper!!!

left at 8.20 instead of 9... cause the person need to rush off to somewhere... wanted to meet ngiap but they going home soon so i go meet jia zhen they all... haiz sian man... they went karaoke i also wan to go one leh!!!! haiz... anyway mon i am going!! i am looking forward to mon!! ya then we went to take neoprint... ya as usual... NICE.. hahaa... what to do.. got me.. ya i notice i am tan abit but still far from my expectation...

kao!! syaz!! so cool to know that got Alvin so hunky one!! LOL... my idol now... must go train till that standard!! then yong quan was giving me some advices.. ya i should have more determination!!!

murasaki san... anata wa nihonjin desu ka??? shokai shimasu kudasai!!!

// i miss u baby... i just dun wan to let any precious moment slip pass us... cause any miracle could happen... \\

went to see this vids

damm... so saddening lor.. kao... poor chickens pig cow... ok la slaughter them i know is disgusting but hello those idiots are abusing those animals... n hello again... they have feelings n they are living things... imagine u being slammed onto the concrete floor cause u are sick n ur owner dun wan u to live... damm those ang moh... is like the pig are so poor thing... hang upside down n slash at the throat n blood gushing out n te poor pig is like wringing n drop on the floor... i think those ppl who abuse them are more sinful that those who slaughter them... kao... really leh... i saw it i felt so sad for them... really... i cant stand abusion in this world... hate it... that is against the love beyond love rules.. [xue er must be laughing now] n those idiots use those metal rod n wack the animal... kao... use cane nvm la... but METAL ROD! feel like using the lamp post n wack those idiots who abuse those animals.... haiz....

anyway yest went out with joyce yao n ben... went to watch uptown girl... quite nice la... i give 7.5/10... ya anyway we walk up n down of orchard road... damm ben such a spoiler.. dun wan take neoprint... anything also dun wan... dunno who is the real loser here lor... then went home... nvm... without him brought joyce n yao to that 2nd hand shop!! haha... they love the shop!!! then joyce bought 2 shirts! i also!! oh my i am so tempted by it!! hahaa... anyway.. later on saw somemore cool shirt! hahaa... super nice... but anyway yao meeting her darling then joyce going home... hmmm then i go kino alone read magz lor... anyway ya... walk around awhile... went home....

today.... went sch to collect the form n fill up n paid for the camp... then pass by the gym!! saw this dude! super yan dao n muscular!! ya kind of gay-ed but seriously his body damm nice... *DROOL* i aiming to have his that kind of BODS! is really nice n define n tanned... girls sure go gaga n weak on the knee... hahaa... anyway i am still far from it... motto ganbatte ne erubin chan!!

then later went museum for the public speaking thingy... was alright la... only know vee san n xin hua n the other 2 guys i interview them the other day... that trainer he know jackie cheng also! hahaha cause the other day went to give some sesssions to the st gabs teacher... hahaha... anyway was kind of boring but still alright...

then later went town to meet steff n charlene!!! hahaha.... so nice to see them again!!! guess it was abt 2 months plus since met them!! ya!! they bought bubble n play with it!! hahaa... then we went to ikea!! guess what! we at the bus 14!!! they saw their friends n i saw shahirah!!! i miss her!!! my dance partner in JI hahaha... super funny girl... getting prettier now... ya but so sad that she retaining... then i was telling her that she should think abt going to poly lor... then she is considering... poor shahirah... hope she really study hard!! she this kind always play play play.... hahaha... then steff they all keep on calling colin as han ji... sound like hum ji lor... ops dun think he know my blog.. hahaha...

anyway went ikea to have swedish meatballs!! damm it was super duper nice as usual but too little sauce... haiz... then walk around... playing with all the stuff.. i guess will go ikea soon again with nai n ac n xue er... need to get some stuff... anyway... nowadays if i bring my sling bag out i gonna bring my cushion out also so i can have a comfty sleep in the bus hahaha ya then left soon... haiz...

tml i going sun tanning with ac n nai nai... ya.. guess after that we will be going town to meet my dearest 10yrs best friend xue er!! she finish all her core papers... ya damm just now call xue er n we got damm alot to talk... but she need to study somemore so tml we shall ponder! LOL... tiao... then i told xue er abt that steff suddenly say i use nivea whitening lotion... then i say she siao... then xue er ask me that i should go be fair... tiao... why should i!!! i tan looks nicer!! hehehe....

oh ya... did anyone of u all know how bad i wan to drive a car now... is really that bad till i feel like buying the cheapest car now n just drive hahaa... aiyo n i am so confuse cause some say 18 can driver but some say 21 leh... idiot... i am nuts abt car stuff i just wan to drive only....

// oh girl... when i look into ur eyes... all my troubles seem to blow away... when u at ur depression time... i just wanna protect u... i'll just never give up... my overwhelming love will make u surrender... \\

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It was a dark and stormy winter's night ,not a
sound throughout the mansion - and suddenly she
let out a scream and ran out of the bathroom
with just a towel around her.

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Lindsay : Oct 28 2003

cracks of thunder rang in the distance, a flash
of lightning lit up the room for just that split
second...

rach: Oct 28 2003

There he is.....standing at the door of the
bathroom.

wilz the great: Oct 28 2003

Holding a piece of carrot on his right hand...
and a piece of cucumber on his left... looking
like an idiot.

Alicia : Oct 28 2003

She wanted to yell at him for frightening her
but all she could see was red. He saw her
naked....bare nakedddd

ChRisTiNe: Oct 28, 2003

He gripped hard.. at the cucumber and carrot;
staring intensely.. at the veggies, as he felt
embarassed to catch her in this awkward moment.

Berwick Farmer (Ryan): OCT 29, 2003.

He felt a strange sensation in his pants, a
sensation he never had before, the sensation
is killing him, he is squeezing the carrot and
the cucumber to keep his sanity.

shaUn: OCT 29, 2003.
But just as soon as the sensation came, it
went away as it usually does with him. Wondering
why he was holding a carrot and cucumber, he
started munching on the carrot and went off.
Leaving the girl in bewilderment

Joy 3rd Nov 2003
The gal's mind went blank for minute, the next
thing she knew, that guy walked away like
nobody's business. She walked toward the balcony

Sue 3rd Nov 03
where she saw him light a cigarette.
"Put that in your mouth and i'm going to tell
mummy you stole her cigarettes."
He turned around shocked.
"But sis..."
"No buts. And what happened just now at the
bathroom? What was on your mind while you were
watching me in the nude??"


dweek (fei) 4th november
He laughed. "Hahahaha, 'no butts'! Nice pun, or
should i say nice 'bun'? hehehehe"

Ji (Angel) 4th Nov
He nearer to the balcony and looked up inside
his
sis towel. His eyes widen as he saw the most
Hairiest thing!!!

DAr (Daryl) 4th Nov
He then fainted and went into a deep coma and nv
woke from it even up to this very day.

polo (MARCo) 4th Nov
His sis desperately tried to wake him up for the
past few hours. (desperate* cos it's her fault
for not shaving!)

Joanna 4th Nov-
After when he finally woke up.. He looked as if
he was in some kinda shock. His sister was
rather
curious and so.. she asked, "wort happened? I
was
havin such'a hard time tryina wake u up!" He
replied in a trembling voice.. "Thank god u woke
me up! I swear I had e worst nightmare of my
life!! This hairy monster was chasing me!! n she
looked just like U!"

MissyNik. 4th nov 2003-

"oh really? what about it NOW?!"
she shows him 'the hairy monster'.

Daniel David ::: 5th Nov 2003 :::

Living his momentary comfort of waking up...he
screams in utter disgusts and runs out of the
room...but he bangs his head against the closed
door and drops cold. He woke up moments later to
find his sis trying to wake him up. He
says "Thank god u woke me up...i had the worst
nightmare of my life!! This hairy monster was
chasing me!! n she looked just like U!" "oh
really? what about it NOW?!" she shows him 'the
hairy monster'. He screams and runs for the door
but bangs his head against the closed door and
drops cold. He woke up moments later to find his
sis trying to wake him up. He says "Thank god u
woke me up...i had the worst nightmare...wait a
minute...OH F*CKKKKK!!!"


Jaesen ::: 5th Nov 2003 :::

'OH F*CKKKKK!!' It isnt his sister who woke him
up, its the HAIRY MONSTER!! He sat up straight
staring at the hairy monster face to face. Then
as it opens its hairy mouth to speak, these
words came booming out, 'Can i be your friend??'

Alvin ::: 5th Nov 2003 :::

"NO WAY! cuz i am HAIRLESS.. i got sensitive skin that will itch with contact with any hair thingy.. that's why i am bald.." he exclaimed. "By the way, ur mouth STINKZZZ! When was the last time u bathe?"
"WHAT!! what is bathe?!? i just get 'pumped' with air that's all.." hairy monster shot back.. "anyway u got any lobang for a shaver? cuz lots of ppl ask me to get a shave! but if i shave wont i be NAKED??"
"NAKED?!?" the brother LAUGHED n roll all over the floor.. n replied.. "WHAT!! u wan a shave! i guess u will be attracting alot of poles lookalike stuff with 2 lightbulb will be hanging around u!!

yeah!! finally today my exam ended sia... so relieved... ya i was looking at the pass yr paper yest nite... kao i got the shock of my life... the whole thingy is so tough till i nearly cry ok!! so scary! then today before my obc test i was like panic like crazy keep on looking thru my notes make sure i know everything... then when the test started... sort of calm down cause it is not that bad after all... ya...hope can score well... now only scare for my that cell bio test la... die... but its all over.. no point worrying it... ya time to party!!!!

went town with the spousies n liantee.. aiyo liantee damm funny sia.. suddenly ask me NS busy or not... do i look like i went NS already? hahaha... then i just told her that is more of tired not busy... then she told me friendster got 3 guys msg her... *LOL* she must be floating right now... hahaaa... she damm bad sia say one guy very ugly n regret add him into her list... tiao.. then i told her... eh.. then i also abit regret adding u into my list lor... then she starting beating me... tiao kylie not around liantee take over her n wack me...

having a hard time to persuade liantee to eat yoshinoya.. she hor.. tiao... saw ang moh went to eat yoshi she then agreed to went in... aiyo then later roby chan ask liantee to say some cold jokes... then the liantee ah liantee... hahaha her joke super funny sia... here it goes...

why the ah beng bring her pregnant wife to KFC to give birth instead of the hospital????

guess la... if i like that tell u no kick liao... so u have to scroll down to the btm to see... *LOL*

then we went hereen took neoprint.. wau lau all the pose damm nice but the stupid liantee go anyhow press then end up only choose 4 instead of 6... stupid girl! then saw princess n his classmates there... then soon went home liao.. tml going out with them too with yao they all also...

aiyo xue er damm funny... call her today... then she told me she zhao geng!! she cant do anything cause going to start soon... hahaha xue er! moral of the story... be careful n check whether u got zao geng after u sit down... hahaa.. but hey... if someone fail their o's due to ur hot action hor.. u should be honour sia!! hahaa... ya good luck ar xue er!!

hey ken.. my tag something wrong dunno why cant tag again... anyway u got chance should come meet my friends sia damm funny.. hahaa...still got alot funny name la me...

ok so the answer for the super lame joke is..... cause KFC got free delivery.... *LOL* still dun get it? think deeply...

ya will start to do alot of stuff now...
things to complete this month:
1. create a new blog skin
2. re-build my webby
3. study for my Japanese test...
4. aim for abs by end of this month.. TRAIN HARD...
5. must practise my keyboard then cont learning keyboard at yamaha...
6. write "somehow" english version lyrics...
7. hopefully can find a temp job...
8. get a super duper nice nice tan... if possible i wan to tan nude! *LOL*
9. write letters for all my japs friends!!! keep in touch...
10. meet all my long time no see friends!! *MUACK*

oh ya... *claps* i got C for my japs class this semester!! LOL!! jia you!!! happy.. at least got C n didnt fail lor...